The last time I wrote about a religious topic, it was about Pat Robertson blaming God for the earthquake in Haiti.   I find myself  motivated again to speak on the topic.

Like Pat Robertson and his empire, the Catholic Church is organized and (I suspect would claim) to be God centered.  In Pat’s case, he said God was behind the Haiti earthquake, in the Catholic Church situation I’m writing about today, they are refusing to teach a child about God because they don’t like the parents personal relationship. I’m tempted to say of God, with friends like Pat Robertson and the Catholic Church, who needs Satan?

Here is what Happened:

The Sacred Heart of Jesus parish school in Boulder has decided to not allow two children of a gay couple to continue their education at their school.  There were many reasons provided, but as  Archbishop Charles J. Chaput puts it:

The Church does not claim that people with a homosexual orientation are ‘bad,’ or that their children are less loved by God

Rev. Bill Breslin, pastor of Sacred Heart of Jesus Church, also weighed in with this piece of brilliant logic:

The issue is not about our not accepting ’sinners,’ ” he said. “It is not about punishing the child for the sins of his or her parents. It is simply that the lesbian couple is saying that their relationship is a good one that should be accepted by everyone; and the Church cannot agree to that.

It’s not about “accepting ’sinners’”, yet you aren’t.  It’s not about “punishing the child” yet you are.  The couple are not asking you to accept anything, they are simply asking you to teach their children  They want to send their children to a Catholic school.  Apparently, they believe the Catholic school can provide the education, which includes religious education, they feel their children need.  Is this not an opportunity for the Catholic Church to display the power of their (God’s) message?

What is the Catholic Church afraid of?  Are they afraid of sending a “message”?  Guess what, they are sending a message.  And the message is about punishing children for what their parents believe.  The message is all about not accepting sinners.  The message is also that the Catholic Church lacks confidence in their own beliefs and feel threatened by any challenges to their doctrine.  Does the Catholic Church think the phrase “preaching to the choir” is a commandment?

In actuality, the Catholic Church is all about separating themselves from (who they believe are) the lepers.   The Catholic Church is about exclusion not inclusion.  The Catholic Church is not about spreading God’s word, but about protecting their interpretation of it from debate.

Tell me Archbishop Chaput and Rev. Breslin, where would Christianity be today be if Jesus had been afraid to teach those who led lives different then his teachings?  Where would you two be?  Here’s a possibility, you’d be out of a job or maybe you’d be looking forward to how you will wine and dine those 72 virgins awaiting you in Heaven.

Minivan – Maxiproblem

I’m trying to decide if I’m a genius or an idiot.  Strike that, I know I’m not a genius, I’m really trying to decide how much of an idiot I really am.   It just struck me, I need a poll.

How much of an Idiot is Dave?

  1. Complete Idiot
  2. Partial Idiot, he never completes anything
  3. Other – Add your own comments – but at least has some idiot in him

Don’t vote yet although I’m sure many are tempted.  What on earth, you’re saying, could possibly change my mind?  let me give you some background.

We have two vehicles, a 2004 Honda Civic Hybrid and 1998 Ford Windstar.  The Honda is our main, car.  It’s got about 45k miles on it, gets us ~43 MPG and runs like a champ.  The Windstar has over 100k miles and mostly sits in the garage save the rare need to run an errand when Donna has the car or we need to drag the 1200 tons of leaves, twigs, branches, stalks, limbs and other vegetation we collect, trim, bag, wrap twice a year,  stuff into it the back and take to the local recycle center.

Our van hasn’t had the back seats installed since our kids went off to college.  The floor of the van isn’t carpet, it’s a composting bin.

Since I’ve been working from home, there is no real need for a reliable second car.  Weather permitting, I ride my bike to run errands.  Otherwise, it can wait until the evening or weekend.  Worst case, I take Donna to work and keep the car.  The net of this is we stopped servicing it.  This winter the battery died.  I was able to jump it a couple times but death became permanent a couple weeks back.  I got it jumped using the Verizon Roadside Assistance plan I use.  I drove it straight to Sears to get a new battery.  Since I hadn’t had the oil changed in (roughly) forever, I took advantage of their $19.99 special.  KaChing, there went ~$125.

Come back in time with me when I had my last service at the local Ford dealer.  You’ve got a leak in your power steering thing-a-ma-jiggy and it will cost you your oldests first year in college tuition to fix.  It doesn’t have to be fixed now….He said more words but those were the only ones I heard and said, thanks Mr. Ford and drove off.  Since then I would add steering fluid to various orifices under the hood when I calculated (read remembered) it was required.

Return now to the present (actually this past Saturday) when we took the van to have it’s emissions tested.  That event could be the subject of another blog, chock full of hilarity, but discretion being the better part of risking my life and marriage, means I probably won’t.  We went from the emissions station to the pet store.  Returning to the van we saw a small puddle under the van, reminding me I needed to add steering fluid.  Slight derail, I deserve at least some credit for not making a joke about finding a small poodle instead of puddle.  Unfortunately, other brain cells became agitated, synapses, long dormant and assumed dead,  began firing causing strange brain waves to engulf me, eventually drowning me with thoughts.

I decided to take the van to get an estimate for how much it would cost to fix the puddle problem.   But where should I take it.  Not to the Ford dealership, no, I’ll take it to a local auto repair shop.  I’m going to give my business to a local entrepreneur.  I get on the Internet, find his website and discover he’s closed on Saturday.  On Monday, a strange thing happened.  I remembered what I wanted to do on Saturday and followed through and took the van to the auto repair shop, told them my sad story, gave ‘em the keys and proudly walked out knowing I was doing the right thing.

At the risk of giving away the ending, let me introduce a very relevant factoid.  My 1998 Ford Windstar has a Kelly Blue Book, Private Party Sale, fair (I’m being very very very generous here) condition value of $1,430.  Let us also consider, we did not get the emission tested on Saturday.  Which means when we do get it tested, it might fail.    Failing an emission test does mean next time we study harder or write the answers, Sarah Palin style, on our hands.  It means we must fix something and by we I mean someone else and probably not the auto repair shop that is right now, as I type this, having an interior design consultant prepare a quote to transform the auto repair shop from your basic salt of the earth auto repair shop to Ye Olde Taj Mahal (only more elegant)  Shoppe, Boutique and Auto Spa, completely paid for by the repair of my van.   Rats, now I may have given away the ending.

Actually no, I haven’t given away the ending because, as I publish this, I don’t know the ending.  Other then it involves money leaving my pocket, at TARP like levels, and landing in the hands of an auto repair shop on South Main Street.  Please note, I’m not suggesting they are in any way being anything other then totally honest.  My main point, which I will get to once I get the van back, and in another blog, is me being an idiot, not anyone else for the lesson in all of this is basic, simple and known to most already.  We can’t control other people, but we can control ourselves.

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Lenny Clark & Keurig Updates

Lenny Clark

Just a quick update on Lenny Clark.  Lenny, you might recall, was the name that showed up on some peoples caller ID when we called them.    I ended my blog on this topic indicating I had opened a ticket with ooma technical support hoping they could address the situation.

I’m happy to say the situation has been resolved.  When we call, it is our name which appears on the caller ID and not Lenny’s.  My thanks to ooma for resolving the problem.  This was really my first problem I had with ooma and I’m happy to say the resolution was quick.  Thanks ooma.

Keurig

I’ve had my Keurig B66 for about a month now and wanted to give a quick update.  I’m still loving it.  I’ve been going through the K-Cups faster then I expected.  Buying at Sam’s Club, I got 72 in the box.  Registering at Keurig I got 96 more (24/box) with  2 of the boxes free for registering.  The K-Cups are more expensive then the beans I was buying so it was nice to get a good start without much investment.  That first batch is getting  a bit thin so I’ve started looking for purchase options.

I ended up buying 6 boxes (18 per box) at Kohls.  The boxes were “on sale” for $9.99.  We received a coupon in the mail which gave us 30% off our entire order.  After tax, that brought the K-Cups to just under $0.42 each.  Plus, since we spent over $50 we received a coupon for $10 our next purchase which, by the way, we can use the same time we use the 30% off again.  If I were to buy 6 more boxes, the per cup price would then be $0.33.  Very Nice :)  The only down side was they didn’t have any decaf.   So, I purchased a My K-Cup which, I also got at 30% off the normal $14.95 which lets me use my own grounds.  I happen to have lots of decaf left so I’m good to go with decaf.

That’s pretty much it for updates.  I may have  another United update in the next few days as I’m about to make reservations for my wife and daughter to take a trip to Northern California.  I’ll be using my remaining United Frequent Flyer miles for one of the tickets.  We’ll see how it goes.

One more thing…I think I need to find a Wordpress plugin to handle images better then what’s include in the default editor.  I’d like the words to wrap around the image when the image is centered, but can’t seem to do that.  If anyone knows a good one to recommend, please let me know.

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This is part three of a yet to be determined number of posts detailing my travails trying to take advantage of a $250 travel certificate provided by United Airlines resulting from some shoddy treatment of my mother when she visited us last year.  Part one is here and part two here.

I haven’t heard back from United since I sent my last email and filled out their survey over weekend.  However, since neither my wife and I, nor my wife alone are able to use the certificate, we decided to see if we could use it to allow Diane, friend of ours from CA, to visit us.  I go online and see what’s available.  Low and behold, I find flights which come close to what we are looking for.  The flight will cost $59 plus taxes and fees.  That’s in addition to the $250 certificate.  That means the flight, in total costs $309, plus taxes and fees.

Okay, let’s see what it would cost without the certificate.  Same flights, same day, would cost $261 (plus taxes and fees).   What the means is United is charging me an extra $48 for the flights.  Which further means my $250 certificate ended up being worth $202.  Of well, better then nothing.

The title reads, The Saga Winds Down.  By that I mean, before it ends completely, I need to use the rest of my frequent flyer miles which, at this point, my wife will use on a return trip to visit Diane in May.  I’m sure that will be an adventure.  Not the actual trip, but the planning.

I’m also thinking I’m not done hearing from United.  I’m excited to see if I win the $400 travel certificate for completing the survey. :)

Um, no, not really.

I need to add some additional comments on my experience booking the tickets.  First, the actual online process was fairly painless although I was amused by all the things United tried to sell me, travel insurance, seat upgrade, class upgrade, after selecting the flights.  Not the kind of thing I’m used to when booking on Southwest (who is my carrier of choice these days).  I booked the flight with Diane as the passenger and using my credit card.  After booking I noticed a line in the itinerary which says

The credit card used for this purchase must be available at check-in.

Yes, that is the exact color.  The credit card (which is a Southwest Airline card) will be available, but it will be available  in CO, not CA, at check in.  I called United and entered the dreaded VRU where I was first asked my frequent flyer number.  I didn’t book with my frequent flyer number but fortunately it allowed me to say something like “don’t have it with me”.  There were some further interactions with the VRU which, for the sake of the any impressionable children who may be reading, I won’t repeat.  My suggestion to the VRU was not on the list so it sent me to an operator.

To show I’m not a completely unreasonable and ungrateful person, I have to say the gentlemen who helped me was very polite and helpful.  He did have to put me on hold while he consulted with a manager but eventually assured me the credit card not be required for Diane to check in.  I wish I’d remembered his name as he deserves credit and maybe I could suggest Cathryn consult with him for customer service training.

I received a reply from United to my previous blog about their worthless $250 travel certificate they gave me.  The reply came from Cathryn.  Here is my reply.

Cathryn,

I appreciate that you replied.  But I simply cannot understand how you can treat me like this.  My wife and I have given up trying to use the certificate and frequent flyer miles to take a trip together.  Instead, I was trying to get a flight for her to visit a friend in northern California in May.  Once again, the $250 certificate United issued is completely and utterly worthless.  There are zero, zip, not a freaking single flight to THREE different airports (on the days she would like to travel) where the $250 certificate is worth a plug nickel.

Just one example for your consideration:

Leaving Denver on Thursday May 13th, to either SFO, OAK or SJC and returning on Monday May 17th.  I have many choices for $138 round trip.  But what if I use my $250 certificate?  I have many choices for $138 round trip.  HUH?????  My $250 is worthless.

You said you understand that I don’t feel the certificate is meaningful, but hoped I would accept it in the sprit intended.  What kind of sprit would that be Cathryn, “Screw you David” because clearly, that’s the spirit that I felt.  Then you laughingly wish you could undo the circumstances.  Seriously?  Did you have a straight face when you wrote that?

There is a circumstance you are undoing, the one where I give United one more penny of my money.  I will also labor tireless to spread the word hoping that others would adopt the same practice.

Finally, was it irony, sarcasm or blind ignorance and insensitivity that you asked me to fill out a survey which would enter me in a contest to win a $400 travel certificate?  Wait, I know the answer, this is the type of contest where winners and losers receive exactly the same prize, nothing.  Just to show I love a good joke, I filled out the survey.

I will post this letter on my blog shortly as I did the others I sent.  I won’t post your comments without your permission.

Please feel free to pass this note on to your management if you have the courage. Perhaps they will have a good laugh at our expense.

Thanks for Nothing

Dave The Curmudgeon

www.blogs.netlowdown.com

Not included in my letter was the comment paragraph from the survey, which I’ve pasted here for your reading pleasure.

For the question “*How many times did you have to contact United to resolve your issue or query”  there should be an option for “You didn’t resolve it”.  My complaint was the $250 certificate I was given due to poor service is useless as I can’t find any flights where it saves me a penny.  Now you are offering a $400 certificate to fill out a survey.  ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?????  Let’s do some math, how much is $250 worthless certificate added to a $400 worthless certificate?  To give you a direct answer to the question.  My experience would have been improved if the $250 certificate would yield $250 worth of travel.  Pretty simple, no?

I love to listen to music.  Music allows me to escape from the day to day grind.

Most of my listening happens in my home office.  Serious listening occurs in my home theater.  Donna likes to listen to music in our bedroom and we’ll also turn on music in our family room.  I’ve converted all our CD’s into digital format.  About half the new music I purchase is on CD with the other half is digital downloads.

Having our music stored digitally allows me to stream it to anywhere in my house.    I use MediaMonkey, which runs on my laptop, in my home office.  In my theater, I stream using my PS3.  In our bedroom and family room we use a device from Hauupauge called the Media MVP.

All of the music is stored on a computer in our basement.  I installed Ethernet when our house was being built and all the devices above, along with the afore mentioned computer, are Ethernet  connected.   MediaMonkey sees the music files as a shared drive.  PS3 streams via DLNA from software on the computer called PS3 Media Server.  The Media MVP’s use software on the computer called SageTV.   Simple huh :)

Digital music files can be stored in many formats and many levels of quality.  I won’t go into details but you can find more information about digital music here.  For the sake of this discussion, there are two types of digital audio. medium quality and high quality.  For those in the know, that means lossy and lossless.  and MP3 and FLAC ( or WMA loseless).  My home office and theater stream high quality while my family room and bedroom stream medium quality.  That’s because the technology I’m using supports those levels of quality.  What this means is I need to store my music twice, in medium quality format and high quality format.

The computer where the files are stored is an old emachines computer with both internal disks and USB disks.  It runs Windows XP.  The computer is big, noisy and consumes a lot of power.  It also needs attention as it’s Windows and needs security patches, fixes, updates etc.   Recently I’ve become aware of something new in computer technology, called plug computing.  I won’t go into the details of that either as the link provided will tell you more then you wanted to know.  One of the big draws is both the simplicity of the implementation and very lower power consumption of the devices, ~5 watts, which is practically nothing and many times less then my current computer.  While doing research I’ve uncovered two main players in the plug computing market.  Pogoplug and Tonido.   The have very similar functions and are based on the exact same hardware technology so my decision came down to a combination of cost and features.

Turns out that cost isn’t that much of a difference.  The Pogoplug costs $129 while the Tonido costs $99.  However,  if I order the Tonido while they are currently out stock is $89.  Both devices use USB hard drives as storage.  The  Tonido has one USB port while the Pogoplug as four.  Since I will need more then on USB port I would need to purchase a USB hub for the Tonido which means it will end up costing about as much as the Pogoplug.  So my decision really comes down to features.  The feature I really need is music streaming.  Both can serve as shared drives, but only the Tonido (today) has DLNA.  Pogoplug says the next version will support DLNA but so far they haven’t announced an availability date.  That makes my decision easy, I am buying the Tonido.

In Part 2 I will talk about my experiences firing up the Tonido and getting streaming working.  Tonido says they will ship in less then two weeks.  We will see.  Until next time then….

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Colorado Rapids – 2010 Preview

A comment was made on the Bigsoccer forum about Rapids fans being the most pessimistic.  I replied in that thread.  Here I would like to expand a bit on my thinking behind those comments as well as add a few more thoughts.

To address the original comment…For me, my pessimism or optimism for a new season is primarily based on how the team finished the previous year and what the team has done to mitigate whatever shortfalls prevented the team from meeting their goals the previous year.

I said primarily as there are other factors including, for example, what can we expect from the carry over players. Will they improve/stay the same or regress. Omar and Casey having career years is an example and their performance the first 3/4 of the year may be considered the primary reason for the teams success during that period. What can we expect from them in 2010? Is it safe to assume they will continue or will they “regress” to more historical performance levels. I think a reasonable argument can be made that Omar is maturing and could be the same or better. Conor is older and he may have finally realized his potential, or maybe last year was an aberration and will return to a lower performance level. I have no clue, but I won’t assume they will stay or regress. So for me, that’s an known.

Also contributing to last years final results were serious injuries, most importantly to Clark, so we also need to be cautious about assuming if (when) he will return to form. Another unknown.  Injuries also hit Jamie Smith and Jacob Peterson.  Due to a trade, Jacob’s recovery is now Toronto’s problem, not the Rapids.   According to Coach Smith, Jamie would have been ready to return had the Rapids reached the play-offs.  Based on that, it appears his injury won’t be a factor in 2010.  What’s left to understand, however, is how good is Jamie and can he contribute at a high enough level to contribute to a successful season.  He really didn’t have enough time to answer that question last year so this year, his ability to contribute is unknown.

That leaves how did the Rapids mitigate last years shortfalls.  First of course, is my opinion of what those shortfalls are.  For me, the area the Rapid suffered was twofold.  First, they lacked a consistent attack from central midfield.  That’s not to suggest they need the prototypical number 10, a hub by which, all attacks should flow.  But they lacked someone who could be a threat down the center of the field.  The Rapids attack was predicated on wing play to move the ball from defense to offense.  When they lost their starting wings they lost the ability to move the ball consistently through the midfield.   Neither Mehdi Ballouchy nor Nick LaBrocca possess the skill (vision/ball handling) to competently  and consistently advance the ball.  Nick is a tough, tireless, workmen like force for the team, but once past midfield, he’s not consistent enough to control and distribute the ball.  Mehdi had more ball skills but is to easily knocked off the ball and to slow mentally to distribute timely passes.  What about  Jeff larentowicz, acquired from New England.  Watching him play with New England, Jeff seems like a more physical, less mobile LaBrocca.  But he is a threat to score that 34 yard bomb and can take off heads on a free kick.  But, like Nick, doesn’t possess the ball skills to address this shortfall.

The other shortfall was depth, mostly in the midfield.  Wells Thompson was brought in but I see him as a sub and replacement for Jacob which means he’s replacing, not adding depth.  What if Jamie can’t cut it or what if Colin doesn’t return to form, or at least until he returns?  There are no answers.  Danny Earls was acquired, but he is primarily a left back who can play outside midfield.   In addition the Rapids acquired, at the same time as Earls,  Oscar Murillo.  Oscar is a central defender not much help to the midfield.

Of course the teams success in any year will be predicated on how they do against the competition (duh). Last year I read many comments about how the team improved over the 2008 version.  My response then is the same as it will be this year.  It doesn’t matter, ultimately what matters is how the team improved compared to the other teams.  But until the season starts and we see how the others teams play, I can’t begin to consider how the Rapids will perform against them.  Hindsight will tell how well the Rapids did building their 2010 version compared to the competition.

I limit my thoughts to the previous year and what’s happened this year. I give no consideration beyond that. The fact the the team “never” did this or “always” does that, for me is irrelevant.  Much like how I shake my head at those that say the Rapids (or any team)  are due.  Winning a championship isn’t like flipping a coin where we should expect a certain result due to some random chance algorithm.  This may be another ‘duh’ comment, but teams win championships because they beat the competition not because they succumbed to the odds.  Not because they were there ‘x’ number of times before and damit, it’s about time.  Maybe I digress…so….

Cutting to the chase, there are too many unknowns with the carry over players for me to be optimistic and I don’t think the team addressed the shortfalls. There is no way for me to honestly be optimistic.  If the choice is binary, then I guess that means I’m  pessimistic, but it’s not. I fall somewhere in between.

I call that territory, hopeful.

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Who is Lenny Clark?

You may recall from an earlier blog, I use ooma for my phone service.  It’s now been a bit over six months so I figure it’s time to update you regarding my experience.

I can describe my satisfaction in two words Lenny Clark.

Huh?

I can’t classify my service as perfect, it is VOIP after all and VOIP is inherently more susceptible to minor issues then traditional landlines.    Refer to the Challenges section of the VOIP link to see more details.  Regardless of the challenges, I’ve been using VOIP for many years and consider myself a satisfied convert.  As far as service goes, ooma is about the same as my previous providers and would recommend it to anyone who is comfortable using the technology.

My only problem is with Lenny Clark.  Let the record show that I don’t know Lenny, nor who he is.  Let the record further show that I’m sure Lenny is an upstanding law abiding citizen who, I’m sure, obeys all traffic laws, has never cut me off in traffic and is not one of those people who when being  checked out at the grocery store, only realizes he must pay when the nice check out person looks at him like he has three heads.  At which point begin fumbling through their  wallet (or purse if it turns out Lenny is a women, or just happens to carry a purse, not that there is anything wrong with that).  ”Pay?”, you can almost hear the words echoing around in there empty skull, “pay?”

No, I’m sure Lenny is a fine person who just happens to be a victim, like me, in this one mysterious episode of my ooma experience.

Who is Lenny Clark?

Those very words were uttered, or maybe just silently thought, by two of our friends when my wife called them after switching to ooma.  Another blog could dive into the psychology of what happened next, but suffice it to say, one answered the first time “Lenny Clark” called and the other didn’t.

Lenny Clark, turns out, is us.  No, not really us, but it is the name shown on the caller ID of two of our friends.  There are three similarities between our two friends.  Both are friends, both see Lenny Clark when we call them and both are users of Comcast VOIP service.   Beyond that, they are much different.

I’ve opened a ticket with ooma to see if they could do something to correct the problem.  Fortunately our friends now know our unintentional nom de plume  and answer the phone.  So, until the problem is corrected, if you get a call from Lenny Clark, please answer the phone.  If it turns out to really be Lenny Clark, tell him Hi for me and thank him for being ready to pay the next time he buys groceries.

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Hyperbole aside, I was looking for a good One Cup Coffee Maker (OCCM). You may recall from my last blog, I was introduced to the concept of OCCM’s by a friend who received a Keurig for Christmas (KFC).  Like most significant purchases, I put together a list of criteria, weighted each and devised a point scale on which to rate, score and ultimately select the Perfect OCCM For Me (POCCMFM).

Don’t be silly, I did no such thing (NOWAY).

Of course I didn’t choose blindly.  My limited criteria consisted of:

  1. Budget, which I set the top end at what my friends Keurig cost &
  2. Quality, which was based on my Google fu skills

Second things first, quality.  I liked the two cups I had at my friend’s and decided Keurig was on the top of my list.  Could I find a better one?  Sure, but I’m no coffee connoisseur and if I like something I see no reason to keep looking.  However, quality was my second criteria so as I started my budget search, I did pay attention to the competition just in case I could find something cheaper that might be just as good.

Budget.  Costco online showed the Keurig my friend had was $139, and the model was B77.  I went to the Keurig site to learn more about that model and found it doesn’t exist.  Their models, in that range, were the B60 and B70.  Armed with my laptop, a Ouija Board, divining rod and our nosy cat I ventured to discover the Mystery of the Missing Models (MMM).  I discovered I had neither a Ouija Board nor a divining rod and had actually armed myself with Chinese Checker board and back scratcher.    Maybe a game of Chinese Checkers to put me in the mood.  No good, as I suspect you’re  thinking, I had lost my marbles.

Fortunately, my laptop was a laptop which was sufficient to uncover that the B77 was remarkably similar to the B70 with an added dash of panache.  My next mission was to find out where I could get the B77 cheaper than Costco because 1) we’re not members and 2) I wanted one cheaper than Costco.  While not members of Costco, we are members of Sam’s Club.  Turns out Sam’s Club sells a Keurig  model B66 for $129.  Of course it does.  Why on earth would I be able to find the same model at Sam’s that was available at Costco neither of which is listed at Keurig.com.

After more laborious research, I discovered that $129 was cheaper then $139 which set me off to see what the differences were between the the B60 & B66 & B70 & B77.  B4 I get to the answer, I wanted to continue the alliteration.   There, much better.  The B66 seems to offer much the same level of dashes of panaches over the B60, as the B77 does over the B70 (that will be on the next SAT test).   After reading most everything on the Internet (or at least those bits that won’t get me in trouble) I’ve decided on the B66.  My decision was based on cost.  Sam’s sells the B66 with 60 more K-Cups than those that sell the B60 and that amounts to almost $30.

Why did I choose the B66 over the B77?   There aren’t enough differences  to make the extra $10 worth it.   The B77 can produce more size servings and you can then preset the one you like, while the B66 has less (three) sizes.  The one difference I do like is the B77 has a 60 oz reservoir while the B66 has 48 oz.

Long story short, I purchased my B66 two weeks ago yesterday.  I registered my Keurig at keurig.com and got 48 more K-Cups for free.  I’m living the one cup coffee maker dream.  One more picture of my B66 from this morning, glowing blue and offering me a fresh cup of coffee from my favorite mug.

Hey Dave - How about a cup of coffee?

At this point I expected to be wrapping up my first Android application.  Fame and fortune would be knocking on my virtual door and my dreams of early retirement would be coming into focus.

Ask a programmer the key to their success and you’ll hear, logically thinking, tight algorithms, and succinct object design, yada yada yada.  But follow them around and what you find fuels every successful programmer is coffee.  I’m no different.  I first started drinking coffee when I was an MVS systems programmer for The Equitable Assurance Company in Easton,  PA.   Easton is on the Delaware river, which runs between Easton and Phillipsberg, NJ.   Easton is famous for being the home of former world heavyweight boxing champion Larry Holmes (I once had the opportunity to spar with Larry, but that’s another story).  P-Berg (us locals called it that) is famous for being in NJ which when I was growing up was famous for having a drinking age of 18 as opposed to PA, where the drinking age was 21.  Where was I?  No no no, I wasn’t drinking in NJ, I meant where was I  going with this paragraph.

Oh yeah, coffee.  I like coffee but don’t like the time it takes to make it or the time it takes to clean up.  That means if I’m motivated I’ll clean the pot and coffee maker inerds (sp?) the night before, fill the pot with water, put beans in the container and set it up for the morning.  Phew, I’m tired just typing that.  What that also means is  I rarely will have a cup at night because (read the last part again).

So what does this have to do with me not working on my Android application?  The truth is I’ve been too lazy.  But the truth is boring and I’d rather talk about something that really gets me pumped.  We were at our friend’s in Boulder a couple weeks back.  Boulder is famous for being the city formed by hippies in the 60’s who weren’t smart enough to get over the mountains (full credit to Donna for that one).  They had received one of those new fangled devices, a Keurig single serving coffee maker.  Their’s was purchased at Costco.  I was intrigued.  Bob asked me (at night no less) if I wanted a cup of coffee.  Sure, I said, but don’t go to all that trouble just for me.  ”No problem”, said Bob.  He pushed a button, pulled a tiny cup out of a drawer, placed it in the Keurig and pressed another button.  About 3 minutes later I was sipping a cup of coffee.  He apologized because it took so long.  It normally only takes a minute, but it had to warm up first.

I was in love,  well as much in love as a curmudgeon can get with an small electronic kitchen appliance.  I told Donna I needed one.  ”Your birthday is coming up”, she said.  This was mid January, my birthday was five months away.  Not only was that an eternity, but with my memory, I was likely to forget about it by then.    This will never do.  So I eschewed  my Android research and begin researching single serve coffee makers.  It turns out there is a pretty darn good site dedicated to the little buggers.  It also turns out Keurig is the best and Bob had one of the best of the best.  There is much more to this story, but let’s leave it at that for now.  Except for this teaser picture.

Dave's Keurig B66

I’ll try and finish tomorrow, but for now, I’m going to have a cup of coffee.

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